Monty Python's "Life of Brian" (Stoned to death...)
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Monty Python's - Life of Brian (Stoned to death...) - Matthias, son of Deutoronomy of Gath... - Do I say yes? - Yes. - Yes! - You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord. And so as a blasphemer you are to be stoned to death. - Look, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was: "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah." - Blasphemy! He said it again! Did you hear him? - Yeah! Yes, we did! Really! - Are there any women here today? Very well... By virtue of the authority vested in me... - Oh, lay off! We haven't started yet! - Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone, come on! - She did! She did!... He did! He did! He did! - Sorry, I thought we'd started. - Go to the back. - Oh, dear. - Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we? - Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah". - You're only making it worse for yourself! - Making it worse?! How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! - I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" once more... Right! Who threw that? Come on! Who threw that? - She did!... Him! Him! Him! - Was it you? - Yes. - Right... - Well, you did say "Jehovah"... - Stop. Stop. Will you stop that? Stop it! Now, look. No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Do you understand? Even... And I want to make this absolutely clear... Even if they do say "Jehovah". - Good shot!!!
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Twenty-six viewers won't be complimenting their wife's cooking ever again
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Are there any women watching this youtube video today?
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So... the wife turned in the husband for saying J******h.
wonder how the report was written.... -
HE'S LIKE THE BIBLE TIMES VERSION OF CHARLES MANSON WITH THE TWO GUARDS AS POLICE OFFICERS!
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I'm warning you! If you say Jehovah once more!
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They should do a follow up movie, this time inspired by the life of Mohammed.
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"There's always one isn't there" Never snorted so loud in my life.
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Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you: Christianity without cherrypicking.
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Reminds me of Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Men playing women playing men
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And this is why the Middle East is fucked up.
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The romans at the end are so unimpressed.
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reminds me of SJW's
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Jehova! Gets stoned to death
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Funniest thing ever. Jehova! Jehova, Who threw that?
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LOL!
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NO ONE!
IS TO STONE ANYONE!
UNTIL I BLOW THIS WHISTLE! -
Learning impaired b* tches
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*throws rock*
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Jehovah
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