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Political Systems Explained for (Farmers) Dummies Using Two Cows The fundamental principles of the different types of political and social systems explained via a simple example using two cows. You heard right, COWS. If you know what a cow is and are aware of the fact that the produce more than just steaks for your dinner, such as milk, you are good to go and should have no problem to understand it. FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need. FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you. DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. -------------------------------------------------------------------- You can download this video in AVI format (9.5 MB) at http://www.mediafire.com/?zjodremdmru Cheers! Carsten
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what kind of dumbass thinks of using a cow analogy and then adds these fucking sounds, i could not make it past 3 seconds of this video.
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pure communism fits to me
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Pathetic, making me waste my energy.
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liberalism & capitalism: you have two cows, sell one and get a bull. You make more and more and more cows. To sell more and more and more milk. limitless you can keep on growing and the ones who are to much behind will never ever be able to keep up with you. And... you buy yourself a police corps and army out of those peasants to kill your neigbour that was getting to powerfull too... You just won the worldwar and have monopoly and... their is nothing left to do anymore... Or you don't kill everyone and create a banksystem and give these peasants a virtual, fiction live to generate more money to buy the moon or something like that... after you created a law that the moon is sellable...
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Liberalism: I have two cows, i can do what ever the fuck i want with them.
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I'm pretty sure this video is just a joke to make Russian communism sound great...
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what about a communist dictatorship
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Wow.. what an archaic explanation. You realize we live in a world where a large portion of goods can be produced without human labor.. right?
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None of this system are correct 100 percent .. Only Allah almighty has created the System in Quran is Correct 100 percent
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Very almost funny.
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you have two cows....
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hello comrades
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Russian communism is more like, government takes the cows, splits the milk equally for you and your neighbors to share.
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I got seen this in school
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Gayass
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this world ?
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Anarchy yay!!!
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Oh, now I saw the whole thing, off course: its all surreal. Its make belive. Its oure lives... Who said that cows can be exploated, enslaved, raped, have theire babies kidnaped the same day they are born to steal the milk, tortured i various ways and massmurdered... But if it is giraffes its "absurd" or maybe "wrong". What do we know about how girafes milk tastes? Would you ever try? What about a dogs or a chimps? We are much closer related to the chimp. Or what about cheese made out of human milk? No, you dont drink youre mommys milk as a big boy?
And who said a piece of paper has value to persuit. That we should spend oure whole life chasing that walue, whatever it means. Its like its the value, the essence of what it is to be a human being. What else do we spend at least half oure waken time doing? I mean - over 50 % off oure waken time, and that is for "succers with no carrieres". And that value, the essence, the worth half off oure lives and the rest as well by being on "stand by" - always ready to serve tomorrow, can never leave, will never leave...But music does not? I mean at least it would be crazy, right? To spend youre life playing harmonica and growing fruits and vegetables to eat? Maybe building oure own house, maybe not quite a mansion, I mean so its more realistic to build,...and live in maybe. So its small enough so that we can clean up oure own mess - no need to add to the chain of enslavement by hiering someone else to make sure we dont live in filth... Or am I going to madness now?...
I mean, its all the absurdeties of life that we take for granted, and the ones paying the absolute biggest price for this mass-psychoses are the non-human animals...What meaning do we put into WHAT? Into WHO? And why?
There can only be freedom if there is truth. And true freedom is for all.
And no, I do not consider myself as part of the "vegan movement". Simply because there is no movement worty of the nams, sadly they made sure to fix that before it started...
I AM not vegan, I am human eating vegan. Unfortunatly the forces have a bad grip off us all - in stead off building bridges between all the "freedom movements" - the workers, the feminists, the anti-racists and anti-nazis, the humans of other sexuality, the ones of other functionality, the old ones and the children as well... And all off us speaking up for those most vulnerable amongst us - those who dont speak english, german or latin, if we only stood together no one could hurt us. If we would be true and realise that we are all here, we all wanna live and love and we are all being exploated. By just a few percent off us? Hmmm... Gifraffe and harmonica sounds reasonable put like that..
But they tell us we are eachothers enemies and we kill eachother off - making them fortunes with the "hopes" to one day be them, get the fortunes. Or maybe its because we are all so exhuasted and wounded, so deeply fucked up hurt by the never ending shit, that we have to blame someone else. That we take the side off the oppressors, the ones with the police and military to back up if we dont obey...WE ARE theire fucking military! They dont send theire own kids to live with those scares if they are "lucky" to survive...Post traumatic stress syndrome... Try FUCKING HUMAN MADNESS SYNDROME! What the hell is it? Cause Im fucking crazy to.
The vegans have to be consumers to not be a threat, because if we dare say that OTHERS, yes - even the ones that almost no one means have the right to theire lives, simply for being who they are. Without ever having harmed anyone they are rightfully enslaved and killed? If we dare not be on a special diet, or consumers of special "vegan" products, if we dont vlog about what the hell we eat and shop and how we look - what are we then? Can they allow us saying that we all matter? HA! What scares them the most is where we start and finish - all together!
Sounds beautiful right? And true, we feel that inside us, we know others matter. But what the hell do we do? Just say that and live that? Most people chase those papers for a reason, there are bills to pay and things to pay even if we are not big consumers. Even if we do not eat eachother. We still have to eat, those carrots are cheap, but they cost. Kids whant clothes the rich kids have, and a mobile phone to watch those rich kids vlogs on.. Yeah, we know, thats why we also put them in soccer practice and get them toys to play with... ALL COSTS!
So I say, if we look back a little in this short film..They own the cows, or they say they own them, take them from theire families, from living amongst us and say that we should drink theire milk, eat theire flesh... And they own the paper, tell us we have to do things they whant us to do for it, give us the paper and sell us stuff... Now to keep this going there must be stuff we get... We must be CONSUMERS.
(Send oure men to war to fight the primitive ones, to protect women, children and nation with bible in heart and gun in hand. Send oure women to the malls to shop, thats what keeps oure economy GROATH and preserves oure freedom and superiority!) Ring a bell?
I say we get consumed by life and music. What we dont need they can keep. The cows are now with us and they dont need shit but grass, familie and love... We need food, clothes and some more stuff perhaps. I say its oures. Yes, free of charge, get a shirt, get some food, get some pants, those fixing with the electricity making sure its still coming teach more of us how to do so and so that is fixed. Those growing food teach more of us how to do so and now we have food. The ones making busses (yes we can not keep fucking up oure home planet), building roads, houses and other human stuff just teach more humans how to do it and we do it. Who do we need but us? Some would not whant to contribute? So? What do you whant, to take a pice of paper put some president or king on it to remind of the hiegher forces and make people youre slaves? Give them the food, there is enough! And no fucking sexroles, we are not that stupid. No man or women stands by while a man opresses a women, rapes a women, hits a women, kills a women. No men make it a sport or symbole of status to hit a man, kill a man. And make sure not to build and fix so only the ones not in wheelchaires can be. Dont tell the children they should not speak, that they dont know. They do. Dont give a damn about who is having sex and loveing who, not youre bed, not youre buisness. Some one completely mad? Well we all are. It would be caos? Damn right, and love, and respect and truth, and murder, less murder, and rape, less rape. Because my sisters and brothers in sickness with me, we would not be as hateful if we were not always being fucked. And if the ones fucking us did not have a fucking policeforce redy to shoot oure heads off if we object and say fuck YOU!
A fantasy? Yes, but what does it tell us? We dont need to buy shit we dont need. We dont need to work half oure life. I say take it in taxes and cut it in time. lets work half time and pay a hell off a lot off taxes. And gather around that, demand a value for us all for oure investements. We decide what it goes to! Otherwise we dont work. Strike has always, throughout history worked, why? Because they are not if we dont make them.What oure fantasy tells us more - we dont really whant to kill and hurt eachother. So you can not say you are not a rasist if you are a sexist. You can not say fags are just fags but you are not a sexist. ALL opression is conected, and we can not accept any off it! Ever! When the gays whant to adopt we all say - yes they are worthy of familie. When the feminists whant equal pay for same job done and qoatation to not be discriminazed, we say yes, they are not less capable or willing like you say, we trust oure women not oure capitalists! When the people of colour or other etnicity say we to whant equal rights to work and not to be a target for shit cops, we say yes, we support oure people, not theire cops. When they tell us we are a nation we all say NO we are all humans, that is true, a nation is a make belive square on the ground telling us the ones beyond that bullshit line are not also oure people. We dont trust YOU, from eather side off the fence.. And that fence is going down if so you are with it! And the Arabs and Africans having to escape for theire and theire families lives we welcome! They are not terrorists, YOU are!
So lets start from the ground - lets stop being spiecesists, lets stop hating and killing other spicies. And no there is no love, kindness, value if we kill them! If we exploate them! If they are not free from oure tyranny!
Lets look at oure selfs and realise that we are everyone, we are the ones. And lets start to give compassion even if it is before we get anything back. Even if we never get anything back. The other animals have never harmed us, we owe them. We talk as if them not being smart in a human way is reason to kill them? We keep saying kliches off the opressors that are not true and we know it inside. Maybe we are also so fucking hateful just for that reason - we lie all the time. We lie others lies that we were learned to lie, even though we dont belive them, we say them, we do them. We are fucking liars. Scared off oure shadow, because we always feel like we have to hide. Scared off eachother because we can no longer look people in the eyes. And we belive that we are the only ones, the only ones lying about how we feel, about who we are! I AM A HOMO SAPIENS, A SISTER OFF ALL OTHER ANIMALS ON THIS PLANET THROUGH EVOLUTION AND COMPASSION. THAT IS TRUTH AND NOT FOR SALE! -
All off it being the same thing: They turn you against eachother and exploate you both. The cows suffer like you can only imagine and they massmurder them. Humans suffer like we live, as slaves, and call eachother "you fucking cow", "you fucking pig". The other animals know that we know, and that we dont care. We die, oure children repeat.
Freedom: You say clear and cold - Do not dare to harm me or the cows, none off us are property! There is no one here to exploate.
War: They take the cows with force and threaten you and youre children with death if you object. You teach youre children how to live by fighting with the cows.
There can only be freedom if there is truth. True freedom is for all. -
Conclusion : everything works if the jew is not involved
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