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iTuuuunes! :] http://apple.co/2eGdEGO Last vid (it's HALLOWEEN and DISNEY themed, u lucky ducks) https://youtu.be/PD-FA6GDYv8 So this was a fun one! Built from the ground up in a couple weeks, doing it old school all by my lonesome. I'm on a little tour at the moment and am so overwhelmed by all the kindnesses y'all have given me (including one letter likening me to a Jesus Camp counsellor). Hope you enjoy this one! look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS Alright, Kenny boy. It's the big day. Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. Oh golly, what do I do? Vote for me! Thirty years in the game And although Clinton’s my name I’ll be damned if I let a man define the rest of my days Vote for me! My business is booming, I’m entrepreneuring Fighting fires with you’re fired, tired of waiting for the legislators Vote for me! I’m on a mission Vote for me! I’m tired of pissing next to trannies and welfare grannies Black lives matter Afghanis Gotta be sure we don't backtrack It's time to take the country back But what are your policies? I’d love to answer that but first lemme be shady Tell me, how many banks are in your top ten donors, lady? One, two, three, four Don't declare nuclear war! What are his policies? Malice fueling impossible fallacies? Ban religions build fantasies A wall to keep out the Wildlings I fund your campaigns, hear the concerns? You earn your money on the Wall Streets, even Bill's feelin the Bern Or not, you haven’t fronted the Bill since '95 Bring back Lewinsky, least she knew her way around a mic You’ve dropped the F-bomb, the P-word, the C-word, and that’s just the shortlist The only thing I’m dropping is the mic Great, got rid of Mike Pence And while we’re at it, drop these plagiarizing controversies, First Melania with Michelle, now you with white men from the 50s Who taught you no means grope? Really though Wanna wash that locker mouth out with soap, hope you choke on that slippery slope I grab one crotch, Republicans run for the Hillaries If you were an intern or a balloon I’m certain Bill would act similarly It’s golf chat, ad hoc, my not-so-small small talk One faux pas and I’m foe fox, I love women, Don’t talk You're so two faced, one's white lies, one's boldfaced Now, just shift to the middle, drop that democratic bass Our economy’s crumbling, it’s not time for a wannabe Least I won’t nuke New York cause SNL makes fun of me You’re delusional, bankrupt, your casinos are trash I’m shocked you can divide the country since you clearly can’t do math It’s the mad T party, go grab yourself a pie chart Cut taxes on the rich, convince poor people it’s smart Throw your marital logic at us, break the Union apart News flash, in the last civil war the racists had to restart Running a country's just like running business I’ll handle nukes like Gary Busey on Celeb Apprentice You're fired BOOM! Now there’s no trouble at customs What a deal, world peace only costs 1 billion Muslims Let's make peace in the East, not copy their liturgies Years of Obama's a Muslim, but Pence is gonna lead us like the Saudis Please, open up a book beyond the two you cite: The Bible you didn't read, and the book about you you didn't write Between the deaths in Benghazi and all those missing emails This monopoly owner votes Clinton goes directly to jail She'll be more useful in chains than following up Barack And while we're at it, jail him too, orange is the new black I'll make a mess of America make my Mexicans clean it Throw my name on the White House and deport em if they can’t read it Trump, beware the old hag Trump, she’s just Barack in drag Trump, I'll use that black guy to end her Just like Othello, last act My fellow class acts, let's throw back in tow And lynch Obama out the White's House, Jim Crow 2.0 ~~~~~ Hi there! I'm Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella-- basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Take a look around.